she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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