I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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