i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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