when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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