I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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