He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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