we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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