i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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