the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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