I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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