Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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