so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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