Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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