It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Your tits are I can't wait for
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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