rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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