Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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