I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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