I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't deserve a penis
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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