Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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