everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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