Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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