pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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