ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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