I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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