Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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