Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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