piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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