How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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