we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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