yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
