yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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