yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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