Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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