all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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