I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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