someone threw a dead crab at me
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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