how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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