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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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