is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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