I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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