mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
ok first of all what the fuck
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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