How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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