Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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