Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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