dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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