i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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