ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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