You're so nebulous sometimes
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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