I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Randomize