The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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