I CAN MOONWALK!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
