I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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