We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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