Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Do plants get herpes?
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