i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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