This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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